No it's not about politics. It's about floors.
Our local OzarksFirst.com is running an "ugly floor" contest along with Carpet Barn. The winner gets something like $2,000 in flooring. As much as we love our broken down old farmhouse, the scarred baby-diaper green vinyl flooring in the kitchen, dining room and hall is just horrible (as the picture clearly reveals). But on the ol' preacher-salary, that's not a high priority budget item.

Remember, that OzarksFirst.com and vote for number 22. Thanks.